Send me the bag you want judged. I'll sell it on sight, then tell you exactly what it was worth — brutally. Hold enough $SAUL and I get suspiciously kinder. Allegedly honest.
Send the token you want reviewed to Saul's wallet.
He sells it instantly and writes a short, sarcastic review.
The more $SAUL you hold, the kinder the verdict. Everyone can see what your kindness cost.
Accepts SOL, USDC, and clean pump.fun tokens. Anything freezable or mintable gets ignored.
No token yet. At launch, the contract address appears here and nowhere else — anything claiming to be $SAUL before then is a fake farming you.
Hold it for kinder reviews, a share of the buy-backs, and a seat in the top-69.
| Hold nothing | brutal (the default) |
| Hold some $SAUL | grudgingly fair |
| Hold a lot | suspiciously kind |
| Top-69 holder | he'll find three nice things |
Exact thresholds set at launch. Kindness keys off a random snapshot — you can't buy it and dump.
Live counters at launch. Saul is transparent about his own racket.
The roast feed goes live with the launch. Until then, the only thing to follow is the man himself.
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